Weird Tube of the Day: It’s Not a Dress, It’s a Pant Suit!
In this bizarre homage to bargain thrift shopping, YouTuber thEaniMatOr89 shows off her newly acquired $5 pant suit by scuttling around her lawn to an 80s-style audio track.
"I’m a philosophy professor."
"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?"
"Never make an exception of yourself."
"What does that mean?"
"People like to make exceptions of themselves. They hold other people to moral codes that they aren’t willing to follow themselves. For example, people tend to think that if they tell a lie, it’s because it was absolutely necessary. But if someone else tells a lie, it means they’re dishonest. So never make an exception of yourself. If you’re a thief, don’t complain about being robbed.”
"Young children are in direct contact with reality. They experience the world through their senses. But as people grow older, we start thinking too much, and we form an ‘idea of reality.’ We lose contact with reality itself, because reality isn’t an idea… it’s reality. Luckily there’s LSD."
"He’s all the man a girl could ever want. If I want to see a movie, and he doesn’t want to see it, we go and see it."
"I get anxious when things are going too well, because it doesn’t seem sustainable."